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30 Reasons That Dog People Are Completely Crazy

When you have a dog (or three), your life tends to revolve around them. And before you know it, you've started to display some bizarre behavior.

1. Your floor is covered with squeaky stuffed animals, rawhides, and the remnants of God-knows-what.

4. You know your canine neighbors better than your human neighbors

"Hi, Rufus! Hi, Sharon... Cheryll... Cherie? I'm sorry, I'm terrible with names."

7. You are always finding (hopefully unused) plastic bags in your pockets

Source: uci.edu

8. You keep buying expensive beds and toys (even though you know they'll never get used)

Source: buzzfeed.com

9. You get seriously offended when guests ask you to "put the dog away."

Excuse me, the dog lives here. You do not.

13. You talk in an annoying, high-pitched voice for about 40% of the day

"I'm gonna tickle your belly, oh yes I am! Oh yes I am!"

14. You have a special place in your heart for toll booth workers who see the dog(s) in your car and offer you a dog treat for them

Source: pennlive.com

18. Your reaction to seeing other dogs is akin to most people seeing a celebrity

Source: 9gag.com

20. You get mild anxiety when you're at someone else's house and they leave food on a short table

In your house, that would be devoured in 0.3 seconds.

22. Your dog gets Christmas presents just like everyone else... wrapping paper and bow included.

Source: ses7

24. People only get you dog-related gifts for your birthday and the holidays.

Source: brit.co
But you're 110% ok with that.

25. Your family understands that when you come to visit, your dog is coming, too.

Source: dogpony.com

26. You have a habit of spelling out words instead of just saying them.

"I had to w-a-l-k to the store today because my sister has my c-a-r."

28. Your partner has said, "You love that dog more than you love me."

Yes, and I'm confused as to why you're acting surprised about that.

30. Despite all the fur, poop, and destroyed shoes, you know that nothing could ever be as special as the amazing dogs in your life.


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